Primate Professional Mystery

Primate Professional Mystery – For the Sharp-Eyed and Quick-Handed
From lemurs to langurs, chimps to tamarins—if it swings, grooms, or throws things it shouldn’t, this box was made for you. Each mystery includes a curated mix of primate-themed goods: apparel, stickers, mugs, or other enrichment-worthy finds.

Perfect for those who never turn their back, know the troop’s drama better than their own family’s, and still show up with snacks and patience.

Social, smart, and slightly chaotic—just like your favorite primates.